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What I am currently working on so what few people who visit this page (HI MOM! :dummy: ) will know what I am currently up to.

MARS4 : Tarnished Knight
Completed. Editing Finished for v1.  Currently No Cover.

MARS4 : The Black Lords of Acorn (Fanfiction)
5% Completed. Cannot Submit for Editing. Needs Funds for Cover.

The Moscow (Science Fiction)
Completed. Editing Finished for v2. Cover Complete.

The Bloodied Shield - Shadow of Westwatch Book IV
Completed. Editing Finished for v1. Need Funds for Cover.

Will update as I remember to do so.


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Michael McKenzie
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
-I'm a 32 year old, nearing 300 lbs, but my waist is slimming, so I'm assuming I've gained some muscle. Just wish I could lose the WEIGHT. >.<
-Yes, I do find the female body attractive on various species that may or may not resemble Animals on our pathetic little dust speck of a world. So did Kirk. Didn't see that coming, did you?
-No, I'm not a Furry. I have furry arms, legs, and have hair on various other portions of my body, but I think I'm a human being.
-Yes, I'm straight. Yes I read comics, some of which have gay/yaoi undertones. I find some of the jokes funny, you know what humor is right?

Is this -REVEALING- enough for you or do you need me to write ANOTHER book? :V

Current Residence: Somewhere behind a screen, USA
Favourite genre of music: Instrumentals...
Favourite style of art: Stuff. With things. And Toast. .3.
Operating System: Hammer'n'Keyboard
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny
Personal Quote: If all the World is a Stage, why can't I burn it?


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shadowbane2009 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2017
Refer to comment below this one but we'll go with 2017 :laughing:  
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shadowbane2009 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
awww screw it :laughing: if I tried to keep traditions going I'd probably die of a stroke :rofl: anwho...

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:iconlightgaiaplz::iconsaysplz: Hope your birthday is a blast and don't forget some mmm... tard-cream cause I'm LIGHT GAIA and I approve of this tasty birthday message. High-five! :iconw00tplz: Headbang! Party  =D (Big Grin) :iconsqueeeplz::iconjoyplz:
ValorB Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

Thanks :3
shadowbane2009 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
Dawn of the first day 72 hours remain XD well probably less since theres something seriously wrong with time =D will return in 24 hours XD
shadowbane2009 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
remember when the emperor wished for this a long time ago lol? well minus sonic boom lolz.
ValorB Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
shadowbane2009 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
regarding your EC comic...I just couldn't post it there...and I am about to sound like a ticking time bomb but when it comes to inlaws...
oh I could go in directions that were never invented on this subject but each road taken leads to me being PO'd and wanting to burn things regarding my mother's side of the family. Does time heal all wounds? Sometimes never ever I say...and that's probably a good thing so you don't fall for B$ three fold.
ValorB Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
O.o; you couldn't post it there?

Lemmeh check fer ya.

But no; Jerry and Kalm's family were rivals; they hated each other.  It also doesn't help that JERRY pick on Kalm when they were younger; Jerry was the 'school bully' so to speak.

Their current animosity is over the fact that while everyone is retired, settled down and removed from conflict (because in the EC Universe I have carved for myself; Sonic had won against all comers, and we're down to basic power struggles and stupidity instead of world encroaching and domination) Jerry is still 'active'.  

Kalm wants Jerry to settle down or he'll get himself killed.

Jerry wants him to die in a fire; though does not wish this in ear shot of his niece or nephew, who Jerry adores and spoil as much as SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Of course; you'd know this IF YOU READ THE MARS4 STUFF I WROTE. .3.
shadowbane2009 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
I'd start saying stuff that would get me banned about my relatives including some very local ones...remember what happened when I started talking about our current president? :XD:
My mother's side of the family...well the blood relatives and the foster relatives...its like what you'd see on family guy....people from the south and the Pewterschmidts. It just don't clash well with me on either side :XD:
I'll become a raving looney toon if I'm not careful regarding that subject lolz. Tis not wise to piss off the emperor =D
Ya know...who's leg do I have to dry hump to get my frigging deviant feed in an order of things from my most favorite people??? I still cannot get that B$ right. I miss all the good updates lol.
Viper-X27 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013
:iconthxfavplz: on Running Away!
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